“This is a story about how I learned something and I’m not saying this thing is true or not
I’m just saying it’s what I learned
I told you something. It was just for you and you told everybody
So I learned cut out the middle man, make it all for everybody, always
Everybody can’t turn around and tell everybody, everybody already knows, I told them
But this means there isn’t a place in my life for you or someone like you
Is it sad? Sure. But it’s a sadness I chose”
Am I a Hypocrite, or Just a Hippo?
Am I a hypocrite for judging people who remind me of myself? Or am I just a hippo, seeking to protect my niche, aesthetic waterhole? ChatGPT did not write that, I promise.
The Relativity of Art
Art is relative. You might love Taylor Swift, I don’t. You might love Stranger Things. I don’t. You might love those ASMR ear wax cleaning videos. I don’t. Come yap with me about how art is meaningless - and that’s not meant to be in the way you think I mean.
Power Up by Shutting Down: Why Do The Best Ideas Come Before Sleep?
Are you ever falling asleep, and suddenly a sick ass beat comes to your mind? But you’re too lazy to get out of bed and record it? Then by the time you wake up, that sick ass beat isn’t in your memory anymore, and you’re pissed asf? Yeah, that’s what we’re yapping about today. Get your snacks and your drinks and cozy up as we yap about how your greatest thoughts come right before you stop thinking for the day.